Top 5 Craziest Skyrim Mods Made by People Who are Way Too Bored

We've all seen and heard of our fair share of wacky Skyrim mods, but there are some mods within the deep reaches of the internet that are almost too crazy to fathom as being usable within the expansive world of Skyrim. But of course, as usual, the internet never lets us down. We're counting down our top 5 favorite outrageous mods for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

5. Really Useful Dragons, by Trainwiz and friends

This hilarious mod does you the favor of turning every single dragon in the game into a train engine from Thomas the Tank Engine. Complete with train whistles instead of dragon roars. It's really pretty horrifying.

In the opening of the game, we even see Thomas here throwing train cars instead of debris. 

This is why I don't like standing next to train tracks, guys. JFC.

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4. Futurama Zoidberg Mudcrab Mod

Zoidberg! Why!? This is one of the creepiest mods we've ever seen, based on the eye placement alone. This obviously turns mudcrabs into Zoidberg faces.

EW, OMG. This looks like some sort of dissected flesh cone thing - okay, I should stop.

Please kill it. Kill. It. 

Retired now, but here is a download to something similar.

3. WereChair by DigitalLion

Yet another amazing transformative mod, which turns werewolves into chairs. Yes. You become a WereChair.

No big deal. You just want to be a werewolf. You want to go around attacking people a little more easily. You just want to break into people's houses and suck their blood while they're sleeping.

Instead, you get to be a chair. A bloodsucking, brutal chair. The most black metal chair ever.

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2. The Animated Fart Shout, by Twiggy

I've started to feel like I need answers, but I'm also starting to feel like I really don't want them. Fart. Shouts. It's tough to get good images of this, because your toon will spin around, bend over, and fart a shout out so fast, you'll wonder what happened. And it is hysterical. 

Watch the video to get a better idea of how hilarious this is:

Fart Shout Skyrim Mod - Let us Taste of Your Voice, by Oven Owl Bell

And if you are so inclined, download it from Nexus.

1. Explosive Chickens by clayman67

The ultimate wild mod in Skyrim is Eggsploding Chickens, for a few reasons. First of all, chickens are instantly funny. They're hilarious. Have you seen a chicken? Now imagine being able to summon your own horde of chickens in which you can cause havoc and chaos with.

Literally.

Colors!

All you have to do with your chicken horde is beat them senseless. Once you hurt one of them, BOOM, hello glitch-land! And you fly through the air on the pure explosive power of chickens. A question comes up that has come up much in this list - WHY?

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